Ever since Kaya was born she could really poop! Usually a baby has one, or a few huge poop stories, embarrassing stories for the parents to remember forever. Well, Kaya has about 20 or more huge poop stories! Check out a few of them....
Nordstroms: Kaya was only about 6 weeks old when we went shopping at Nordstroms. My mom and sister Hayley were there and we were really enjoying ourselves. It was time for Kaya to eat so we kindly asked if I could use a dressing room to feed her. A very nice worker showed us a nice room where I could quietly feed Kaya. While feeding, Kaya began to unload. Pretty soon she had poop all up her back, all the way up to the back of her neck. To make it worse, the leather bench we were sitting on was covered in poop. Kaya had pooped all over everything! Not Nordstroms Kaya! Not Nordstroms! I don't think Kaya really understood that we were on hallowed ground. :)
The Bees Baseball Game: Kaya was about 8 weeks old. The University of Utah MBA program gave us free tickets to a Bees game in July. We went for family night, had dinner, got to our seats, were watching the game, and then I fed Kaya. While feeding, Kaya began unloading, AGAIN! So, I am sitting in public with poop all over my pants. Kaya is covered in poop and crying. To make it even better I hear, "Kelly?!" An old friend that I hadn't seen in years just spotted me. She asks me how I have been, admires Kaya, not realizing that we are both covered in poop. I politely talk with her for a minute. Luckily she was in a hurry and had to go after a few minutes. I then got up and got Kaya and I cleaned up. But, once again, Kaya had a change of clothes, but I didn't. Oh man....good times!
The Post Office: Kaya was about 2 months old. We went to the post office to get Kaya's passport, because we are going to Japan in March, and man did she do a number. We were finishing up paperwork when I look over at Jordan, holding Kaya and he is covered in green poop. She had literally shot all of her poo out of her diaper and clothes and it was all over him. The poop covered the front of Jordan and the post office floor. Jordan's face was priceless. The man in line after us just looked at us, not amused. Jordan and I were laughing hysterically. How Kaya was able to poop so much, all over everything, was beyond us! It really was a great moment; one we will never forget.
Thanksgiving Point/The Dinosaur Museum: Kaya was a little over 2 months old. Jordan took a day off of work in August to spend with Kaya and I because he was starting masters school at the University of Utah that week. We decided to take Kaya to the Dinosaur Museum at Thanksgiving Point! We were having a great time until Kaya had to eat. Once again, she began to eat and unload. Within seconds poop was out of her diaper and clothes, and onto my pants. I was covered in yellow poo! Kaya had a change of clothes, but I didn't! Aaah! Gotta love it!
Sushi Ya: Just this week Kaya and I went and met Jordan for lunch. We decided to go to Sushi Ya, for all-you-can-eat sushi. The sushi was great and we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. Jordan was taking care of the check while I went out to the car to feed Kaya. While eating Kaya began to unload, which ended with poop all up her back and side. Jordan came out, saw what happened, and just started to laugh. Kaya strikes again!
These are just a few of the many poop explosions of our dear little Kaya. I think the post office takes the cake! She does poop at home, but it seems that the worst pooping is always when we are out. Jordan and I just laugh and enjoy the moment. These moments have made for great memories, which we will never forget!